See how my book stands out? They went like hotcakes!

Here's me, my co-author, Vicki Sansum, and illustrator, Kyle Gentry. Space and time literally collapsed unto itself when these three genius minds came together. Eat your heart out, Einstein.

Production line autographing. I'm not sure how my mother's double chin managed to make an appearance in the photo. I think it's what causes me to use outdated words like "hotcakes".

The white haired lady is my sister. Kyle is clearly frightened. I, on the other hand, used this opportunity to catch a nap. I've heard all my sister's stories before.

My mother's chin wins out. Defeated, I put on my reading glasses.