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Q: What's the difference between a children's author and a large pizza?


A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.



Old children's authors never die - they simply drag their tales.




Q: What did the children's author pluck from a vine?


A: A new berry.



Q: What's the difference between a celebrity's children's book and a bucket of poop?


A: The bucket.



Children's Writer: "My manuscripts are like boomerangs. I sent them out and they keep coming back!"



Q: How many children's authors does it take to change a light bulb?


A: "But it's perfect the way it is! Why do I have to change it?"



Q: Were children's writers ever kids?


A: Once upon a time.



Q: What do you call a neighborhood of children's authors?


A: Writers block.



Q: Why did the children's author write his book on a cliff?


A: Because his editor asked for "edgy" material.





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