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 Q: What's the difference between a children's author and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
 Old children's authors never die - they simply drag their tales.
 Q: What did the children's author pluck from a vine?
A: A new berry.
Q: What's the difference between a celebrity's children's book and a bucket of poop?
A: The bucket.
 Children's Writer: "My manuscripts are like boomerangs. I sent them out and they keep coming back!"
 Q: How many children's authors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "But it's perfect the way it is! Why do I have to change it?"
 Q: Were children's writers ever kids?
A: Once upon a time.
Q: What do you call a neighborhood of children's authors?
A: Writers block.
 Q: Why did the children's author write his book on a cliff?
A: Because his editor asked for "edgy" material.
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